Apparently, my mouth doesn't have a preview button. 😂
“Unfortunately, I don't think before I speak. So, I'm just as shocked as you are.”
If your thoughts occasionally escape before your brain approves them, this funny unisex crewneck sweatshirt was practically made for you!
Featuring a bold, sarcastic quote across the front, it's perfect for people who love dry humor, awkward honesty, and accidentally saying the quiet part out loud.
Because sometimes you're not trying to be sarcastic. It just happens.
🐾 Product Details
• Product: Unisex graphic crewneck sweatshirt
• Design: “Unfortunately, I don't think before I speak. So, I'm just as shocked as you are.”
• Print Placement: Front only; back remains blank. Print applied by way of DTG (Direct-to-garment)
• Style: Funny, sarcastic, casual everyday wear
• Fit: Unisex; please review the size chart in the product photos. Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfortable, durable wear
• Colors & Sizes: Choose from the available listing options
• Perfect For: Sarcasm lovers, funny gifts, casual wear, lounging, and people with absolutely no internal editing department
Please Note: Design size and placement may vary slightly depending on sweatshirt size. Actual colors and printed appearance may differ from mockups and electronic screen displays.
Processing, Shipping & Care
• Prepared to order
• Processing depends on product availability and current order volume
• Tracking provided once shipped
Care Instructions:
• Wash inside out in cold water and take out immediately
• Hang dry for best results
• Tumble dry low if needed
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on the design
Care tip: Wash gently. Your sweatshirt doesn't need to suffer just because your filter is permanently out of office. 😂
Customer Contact & Gift Orders
Have questions or special requests? Please email mastiffmamadesigns@gmail.com BEFORE ordering.
Sending this as a gift? Enter the recipient's shipping address at checkout, then email your order number and the personalized gift message you'd like included.
Please allow 24–48 business hours for a response.
Shop Hours: Monday–Friday, 10 a.m.–4 p.m. PST. Closed weekends, standard holidays, and posted family holidays.
A Note About Product Images
Some lifestyle mockups or backgrounds may be created or enhanced using AI technology for display purposes only.
Product photos are examples. Actual sweatshirt colors, artwork size, placement, and finished appearance may vary slightly.
