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Please email \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"mailto:mastiffmamadesigns@gmail.com\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003emastiffmamadesigns@gmail.com\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e BEFORE ordering\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e so we can discuss your idea.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCustom designs may require a separate listing and adjusted pricing. Please don't purchase this listing and request changes afterward. Checkout notes aren't magic wands, and we're not letting chaos drive the bus today. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNow, back to the head-tilting shenanigans...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny English Mastiff shirt features the saying:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMY ENGLISH MASTIFF\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTILTS ITS HEAD\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJUST LIKE YOU DO\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd here's the best part — the lettering is tilted, too! So there's a pretty good chance whoever reads your shirt will tilt their own head trying to read it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCongratulations. Your Mastiff has officially trained another human.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDTG (Direct to Garment)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e on a comfy \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGildan Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this funny graphic tee is perfect for English Mastiff lovers, dog moms, dog dads, and anyone whose giant fur baby thinks they're the household supervisor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eXS–5XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, with multiple shirt colors to choose from. 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Listing photos are mockups. Actual shirt colors, print colors, design scale, and placement may vary slightly. Colors may appear different on your computer, phone, tablet, or other electronic device compared to the actual item received.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProcessing, Shipping \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Made to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Double-check your selected shirt color and size before checkout\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Processing times vary depending on production volume\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Tracking provided once your order ships\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Hang dry for best results; tumble dry low if needed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Do not bleach or dry clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Do not iron directly over the design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare line:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Keep it cute, keep it cold, and please don't roast this shirt in the dryer. 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