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It just happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🐾 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eProduct:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex graphic crewneck sweatshirt\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e “Unfortunately, I don't think before I speak. So, I'm just as shocked as you are.”\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003ePrint Placement:\u003c\/strong\u003e Front only; back remains blank. Print applied by way of \u003cspan\u003eDTG (Direct-to-garment)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny, sarcastic, casual everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex; please review the size chart in the product photos. Medium-heavy 8.0 oz\/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfortable, durable wear\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eColors \u0026amp; Sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose from the available listing options\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sarcasm lovers, funny gifts, casual wear, lounging, and people with absolutely no internal editing department \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Design size and placement may vary slightly depending on sweatshirt size. Actual colors and printed appearance may differ from mockups and electronic screen displays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProcessing, Shipping \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Prepared to order\u003cbr\u003e• Processing depends on product availability and current order volume\u003cbr\u003e• Tracking provided once shipped\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Wash inside out in cold water and take out immediately\u003cbr\u003e• Hang dry for best results\u003cbr\u003e• Tumble dry low if needed\u003cbr\u003e• Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e• Do not iron directly on the design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash gently. Your sweatshirt doesn't need to suffer just because your filter is permanently out of office. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCustomer Contact \u0026amp; Gift Orders\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHave questions or special requests? 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